Because a dirty beard’s only sexy in theory. This premium blend conditions, shapes, and tames that glorious face forest while keeping your skin underneath happy. No flakes, no itch, no weird shine - just a smooth, clean finish that smells like you’ve got your act together.
Built for men who work hard, play harder, and don’t have time for a 15-step grooming routine. It’s lightweight, non-greasy, and strong enough to keep even the most rebellious whiskers in line.
The Formula
Softens and conditions without heaviness
Shapes and controls flyaways
Non-greasy, matte finish
Strengthens hair and nourishes skin
2oz (56g) black engraved tin (no banana for scale).
🖤 Blacklisted The scent of confidence after dark. Smooth salt air, driftwood, and danger - like standing too close to the edge just to prove you can. Clean enough to pull you in, deep enough to make you wonder what he’s hiding. This one doesn’t ask for attention - it commands it.
💀 Fierce Loud, proud, and impossible to ignore. Starts with that hit of fresh citrus and cool spice before it dives into warm woods and heat. Smells like power, ambition, and someone who’s gotwaymore going on than they’re admitting. Wear it if subtle isn’t your style.
🕶 Smooth Operator You know the type - quiet confidence, dangerous grin, always one step ahead. This scent walks that line perfectly: clean ocean air, dark musk, and a hit of warm flannel that says “yeah, I meant to.” It’s sophisticated trouble in a bottle.
🪵 Vintage Flannel Comfort meets temptation. Rich woods, vanilla chill, and that just-showered freshness wrapped up in a warm, worn-in vibe. It’s the smell of home… if home happened to be attached to someone who looks really good in a hoodie.
How to Use
Scoop a bit, warm it up between your hands, and work through your beard. Shape, smooth, and move on. Keep out of reach of people who can't grow beards.
